Just recently, while writing a sex toy review for Eden Fantasys, I found myself using the phrase, “my savage vagina” to refer to how demanding and hard to satisfy my vagina is. Several years back, when for various reasons, my husband and I were having to use condoms for birth control, we had four, yes FOUR condoms break within a three month period. I am latex sensitive, so we were having to use non-latex condoms, and perhaps those are not as sturdy as the latex ones, but still...
I swear my vagina is not only savage, it's vicious. It has teeth, and it positively chews through condoms.
bwhahah well thanks for that visual imagery..
ReplyDeleteHave you seen the Succu Dry fleshlight on EF? It has teeth! This totally reminded me of that.
ReplyDeleteI haven't! I shall have to look it up. :)
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