Sex Toy Orgy

A few days ago, I got a reminder email that it was time to do a follow-up review of the G-Fun, which was the very first toy that I ever wrote a review for. Now I really did not like the G-Fun. It was more frustrating than anything else. (You can read my review of the G-Fun here.) But I felt that before I could write an honest follow-up review for the toy, I had to at least try it out again. Dedicated sex toy reviewer that I am, I un-girded my loins and gave the G-Fun another go.

It was still awful. Awful sickly sweet smell. Awful jelly material. Awful weak vibrations. Okay weak vibrations aren't inherently awful; some people prefer weaker vibrations, but not I. I prefer stronger vibes. Anyway, after trying out the G-Fun and re-affirming my dislike of the toy. I decided I needed to play with something else to get the bad taste out of my vagina.

I grabbed a new silicone dildo (the Tentacle) and one of my favorite bullets (the High Intensity Bullet) and went at it. I had a lot of fun with those two toys, but decided that I wasn't quite satisfied yet. So I pulled out another toy... and then another. I just kept playing with one toy after another for several hours. This is not exactly usual for me. I will fairly regularly play with two toys in a single session, but I have never just gone through my toy chest and played with toy after toy.

By the end of the session, I had played with 2 g-spot vibrators, 1 traditional vibrator, 2 bullets, 1 silicone dildo and 2 glass dildo's. That's 8 toys altogether. By the time I finally wound down and stopped playing with my toys, I was pretty tired and a little sore. However, I was very, very relaxed.

As I was cleaning everything up and putting everything away. I couldn't help but laugh as I realized what I had done.

I had had a sex toy orgy!