The Man With The Penis Growing Out Of His Chest

The other night I had the strangest dream...

I was walking with a good friend around some sort of university/mall, and he suddenly decides to take his shirt off. This was strange because we were in a university building/indoor mall(you know how ambiguous dreams can be) and people were going to classes and shopping and stuff.  It was not exactly the appropriate venue for going shirtless. Stranger yet, once he took his shirt off, I couldn't help but notice that he had a penis growing out of his chest-- a rather large one. No testicles, just a penis, dangling from the center of his chest. At least it wasn't erect.

He was my good friend, and people can't help the way they're born, so I tried very hard to just ignore the penis growing out of his chest. I also tried to ignore the looks that people were giving us because he had a large penis dangling from his chest. But I was really embarrassed. My friend knew that people were staring and he was sort of embarrassed too, but it was if he were trying to prove something to himself, by walking around and letting everyone see his peripatetic penis.

Eventually, I got the bright idea that if I put my arm around his waist and sort of leaned my head against his chest, that I could hide his out of place penis behind my hair. It sort of worked, but then I could feel his penis bouncing against the side of my face as we walked. It felt really... odd.

Anyway, that's about as much of the dream as I can remember. It has to be one of the strangest dreams that I've ever had. Usually my dreams are inspired by the books I've been reading, or sometimes a movie or tv show I've watched, or, of course, things that are going on in my real life. I have no idea where this dream came from.

Have any of you had really strange dreams? Please share them in the comments below.