A Gift From the Past

Many years ago, I found this bit of very tame, humorous erotica written on an old yellowed sheet of paper when I was cleaning out an elderly relative's house after she had passed on. I have no idea who originally wrote it. It was obviously something that had been given to her, probably by a female friend, and she had saved it with her other letters. Finding it made me wonder what my aunt had been like when she was a girl. I decided to keep it for several reasons. One it served as a reminder that even old aunts were once young girls, and two, it made me smile.

While cleaning out an area of my house recently, I came across this old story again, and I decided to share it with all of you. As you read it, keep in mind that this was originally written before most of you were born, possibly before your parents were born. However old it actually may be, I still think it is a titillating little story.

The Gift

A young man wished to purchase a present for his sweetheart: after careful consideration, he decided on a pair of gloves. Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he went to a department store and bought a pair. The sister bought a pair of panties for herself.

The clerk who did the gift-wrapping accidentally mixed up the items. The younger sister got the pair of gloves; the sweetheart got the pair of panties.

Unaware of the switch, the young man sent the package to his sweetheart with the following note:

My dearest darling,

This is a little gift for you to show you I have not forgotten your birthday. I chose this gift because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evenings. Had your younger sister not advised against it, I would have chosen the long ones with buttons; but she wears the short ones that are so easy to remove.

These are a delicate shade, but the sales girl I bought them from showed m a pair that she had been wearing for three weeks, and they were hardly soiled. I had the sales girl try them on, and they looked really smart on her.

How I wish I could put them on you for the first time. No doubt other men's hands will touch them before I see them on you.

When you take them off, blow into them before putting them away, as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Be sure to keep them on when you clean them or they might shrink.

I hope you will like them, and wear them for me on Friday night.

All my love,

P. S. Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. Also, the latest style is to wear them folded down with the fur showing.

I kissed a girl... and she liked it!

At least in my dreams she did.

I had a fun little dream last night. I was camping out at a competitive jousting tournament. Only in this dream, I wasn't married so I could flirt with and make out with all the cute single jousters that I wanted to. I was having a grand time doing just that, when I was approached by a very attractive brunette girl.

Cute female jouster from the Crimson Rose Jousting Troupe. (Okay she's not brunette, but she is awfully cute!)
(Photo by Kevyn Major Howard)

Although she was straight, she was obviously curious about me and how much fun the guys I was making out with were having. We flirted a little, and then we started kissing. (I'm mostly straight, but I am occasionally attracted to girls.)

After we had been making out for a while, I was kissing her neck, and she orgasmed! I was thrilled. I'd never actually brought a girl to orgasm before. However, she freaked out, and ran off. Sigh... However, there were still lots of cute guys around.

Cute jouster from Lysts on the Lake jousting tournament
(Photo by Christopher Vaughn Strever)

One of them smiled at me in that certain way, and I was on my way over to flirt with him... and maybe more, when I woke up.

Oh well. It was a fun dream while it lasted.

A Bit of Silliness

A friend sent me a link to a cute program at DeviantArt that allows you to design your own pony. I played around with it and came up with this cute little pony.

I call him my Cute Evil Pony.

If you want to create your own pony, just follow this link.

Humorous Sobriety Test

This is an alcohol sobriety test: If you pass it, you can keep drinking. If not, it's time to stop. Follow the simple instructions below:

1. Click on the man's nose.
2. A new window will open - click on the man's nose again in the new window.
3. For each time you successfully click on his nose, you can drink another glass of wine or beer!

NOTE: I don't know who created this, I got it in an email. But I think it's great and had to share it with all of you.