While cleaning out an area of my house recently, I came across this old story again, and I decided to share it with all of you. As you read it, keep in mind that this was originally written before most of you were born, possibly before your parents were born. However old it actually may be, I still think it is a titillating little story.
A young man wished to purchase a present for his sweetheart: after careful consideration, he decided on a pair of gloves. Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he went to a department store and bought a pair. The sister bought a pair of panties for herself.
The clerk who did the gift-wrapping accidentally mixed up the items. The younger sister got the pair of gloves; the sweetheart got the pair of panties.
Unaware of the switch, the young man sent the package to his sweetheart with the following note:
My dearest darling,
This is a little gift for you to show you I have not forgotten your birthday. I chose this gift because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evenings. Had your younger sister not advised against it, I would have chosen the long ones with buttons; but she wears the short ones that are so easy to remove.
These are a delicate shade, but the sales girl I bought them from showed m a pair that she had been wearing for three weeks, and they were hardly soiled. I had the sales girl try them on, and they looked really smart on her.
How I wish I could put them on you for the first time. No doubt other men's hands will touch them before I see them on you.
When you take them off, blow into them before putting them away, as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Be sure to keep them on when you clean them or they might shrink.
I hope you will like them, and wear them for me on Friday night.
All my love,
P. S. Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. Also, the latest style is to wear them folded down with the fur showing.